This episode was recorded LIVE at the Meridian Library District UnBound branch on 3/14/18. Thanks to all our listeners who provided questions for us to answer this episode and for tuning in to the livestream, and thanks to MLD and Storyfort for having us!
Listen to this episode if you want to hear us talk about People Fractions, Hu's On First, Wade Boggs Transporter Accidents, Borgtolo Colon, Chekov's Birdhead, and The Worst Live Giveaway. @ThatBBShow on Twitter & leave us an iTunes review, dipthongs!
Podcast Krampus can suck eggs cuz we're back, and just in time to plug our live shows this month! Which is good b/c there ain't much else. We do talk more free agency, SoCal beef, the death of Yawkey Way and the baseball granny shot. Also that one episode of M*A*S*H where Klinger eats a car. It was a stretch this week, to be sure.
Listen to this episode if you want to hear us talk about The Longest Bumper, Old Man Windows, Gifs and Memes, Ooper-Doopers, Shohei O-Trolling, and Mar MoMar. @ThatBBShow and leave an iTunes review, you newest kings!
Looks like the PC Patrol is at it again faithful listeners, this time targeting our team's dear mascot! In hour #2 the Turd and I will be taking your calls and pretending we know best how to handle sensitive racial issues as members of the most privileged class in recorded history. Later we'll discuss the Hall of Fame inductees and talk free agency owner collusion. Also traffic and weather! *Ch-ch-ch-CHILLY!*
Listen to this episode if you want to hear us talk about The Cleveland Crybabies, Terrestrial Radio Blues, Our New God Emperor, and Wayward Breasts. Also baseball. @ThatBBShow on Twitter and leave a review on iTunes, Hugh Jackman clones!
Jimmy and Matt didn't have an opening for this episode- can they get a deal done while a podcast shutdown looms? Listen, dear subscriber, and find out! Also listen to us talk about Darryl Strawberry's logistically confusing confession, proposed pace of play rule changes, and the two of us argue re: the cinematic masterpiece "Hook". All this and more on "Baseball Crimes!"
Listen to this episode if you want to hear us talk about Tainted Continuing Resolutions, Jailtime Dykstra, Gross Sports Science, Billy Wins Music, and Breaking and Entering Playoff Windows. @ThatBBShow on Twitter and leave a review on iTunes, criminals!
Keep your eyes on the road and your hands upon your HoF ballot- TBS is crashing into 2018 with...not much, actually. We chat about the frosty-cold hot stove, compare BBWAA Hall of Fame voting to the new Star Wars film, and Better Know an Old-Timey Ballplayer in dearly and recently departed Ms.(!) Mamie Johnson. We also talk about our New Years and resolutions thereof. CW: there is some yartz involved.
Listen to this episode if you want to hear us talk about Waitin' On Terminator, Baseball Dies with Rob, New Years Maxims, More Santana Puns, and Space Tom Waits. Also, baseball. @ThatBBShow on Twitter and leave an iTunes review. BLAAAACK MIRRORRRRRRR
Hoo boy, come gather around this hot stove and warm your hands like a hobo! This off-season has seen its share of Yankees and losers. I mean, winners and Marlins. I mean, don't be the Marlins. We talk about the Otani and Stanton deals and expand our minds discussing the confusing Miami leadership. Go easy, it's strong stuff! We also chat about player safety and give a brief nod to some new HoFers.
Listen to this episode if you want to hear us talk about Proximity to the Bank, The Giancarlove, Ruthian Hot Dog Myths, Wiz Freebody, and Yankees on a Rampage. @ThatBBShow on Twitter and Happy Holidays you magical arm elves!
Welcome Nation! We totally forgot to tell all of our listeners that MLB put us on the red carpet for the Esurance Presents: The Esurance MLB Awards, Presented by Esurance! Enjoy our recorded live banter, including lots of HILARIOUS and timely baseball jokes to pass the time! We discuss said awards and compare our Cy Young/MVP picks, plus modify our Better Know an Old-Timey Ballplayer to include the weirdest ballparks in American History, and the birth of the Moonshot. Give us money, Esurance!
Listen to this episode if you want to hear us talk about Hilarious Restraining Orders, The Dolden Dobes, Early Onset Millennials, Pixar's "The Departed", and The Dinger Tree. Also, baseball. @ThatBBShow on Twitter and leave a review on iTunes, Applebees Ruiners!
WOOOOOOOO!! Bust out the bubbly TBS Nation cuz we won! Don't ask us what- the bit is pretty thin as it is. We wrap up the 2017 World Series, pontificate about the absurdity of ground rules in MLB ballparks, and discuss what a bonehead Yuli Gurriel is. Step into our glass elevator bound for our world of whimsy and being cool about bat flips, you lucky bench players you!
Listen to this episode if you want to hear us talk about Dongtime, Frankensteining A Run, Charlie Culberson and the Chocolate Factory, Acting Like You'll Never Be There Again, and a Cabal of Calculators. Also, baseball. @ThatBBShow on Twitter and leave a review on iTunes, champs!
You there! Boy! What day is it? The World Series, you say? Then a Merry World Series to all, and to all good playoffs! We discuss the high holy days of the baseball calendar and dig deep to compare the Dodgers and Astros to see who has the REAL edge. Also, wack old TV shows figure prominently in this one. God bless us, every one!
Listen to this episode if you'd like to hear us talk about M.I.K.E. Trout, Monkey Back Removal, The George Springer Show, Unique Performance Characters, and The Disappearance of Junction Jack. Also, baseball. @ThatBBShow on Twitter and leave us an iTunes review, you ghosts and ghoulies!
Quartz or feldspar? Porous or solid? What are the hot rock trends this fall season? Since we have no other interests at this point in the season, we answer all these questions and more on our hit rock tumbler-enthusiast podcast! We also (and actually) talk more playoffs, rooting interest for fans of eliminated teams, what's up with the Astros, and probably 10 minutes of Pleasantville or so.
Listen to this episode if you want to hear us talk about Rock Viscosity, Foul Ball Prestige, Carly Rae vs. MechaHitler, The Ultimate Dingerman, Wizard Punching, and The Astros Plan. Also, baseball. @ThatBBShow on Twitter and leave an iTunes review, Tumbleheads!
This latest episode, much like the end of the 2017 MLB season, is really...what's the word I'm thinking of...spunky! Really spunky. Plucky even, if you think about it. We go over our impressions of the AL Wild Card game we definitely watched before we recorded this ep, as well as our season over/under picks and Cy Young/MVP/division predictions. All in all a real gutsy episode.
Listen to this episode if you want to hear us talk about The Real Kirk Gibson, Molitor Singularities, The One True Baseball Mind, Feisty Hedges, A Marlins Miracle, A Lack of Books, Teams of Destiny, and Optimal Podcast Listening Habits. Also, baseball. @ThatBBShow on Twitter and leave an iTunes review, you scrappy devils!
These are trying times, gang. Times like these separate the Milkshake Ducks from the Severus Snapes, and we're not sure which is preferable or even which is which. It's a topsy-turvy world where right is wrong, up is down, and the Twins are in the playoffs. We don't understand any of it either. We make a good sport of it by covering the Nacho Man Phenomenon, milestones and rad plays of the week, last looks at the playoff race, and a touchy subject that swerved into our lane. Take a knee, it's gonna get brutal.
Listen to this episode if you want to hear us talk about Fighting With Actual Dogs, The Expanded Potterverse, Transformer Fan Fiction, Have You Seen This Byron?, Doing Unity Bad, Twin Spidermen, and The People vs. Bill iTunes. It'd be ICE if you gave us a review on iTunes and followed us @ThatBBShow!
We did it gang! The night we recorded this episode marked the 3rd anniversary of our podcast being a thing. Thanks for sticking around! We celebrate by exchanging some gifts relevant to our favorite goofs. We also talk about the insane AL Wild Card race, Shohei Otani, and weird things that happened to baseballs last week!
Listen to this episode if you want to hear us talk about Too Many Pinedas, The Way Math Works, Multiball Tiebreakers, Pedey's Honker-Knock, Eyeball Replacement and Other Body Horrors, Dog Mysteries, and The Otani In You. @ThatBBShow and leave a review on iTunes, agents of chaos!
Gang, I think we ordered too much schadenfreude. Like really, we couldn't possibly eat another bite. While you box the rest up, Jimmy and Matt will cover AppleWatchGate, The Dodgers shameful slide, the first team to clinch a playoff spot, Stanton's "real" HR record, and a very good rookie. Maybe TOO good. *eyes narrow*
Listen to this podcast if you want to hear us talk about Epilepsy Outbreaks, Cheating on a Turing Test, Snowden Closes His Loop, Cognoscenti Membership, The Rookie Singularity, The Second Coming, and Reverse Fan-boying. @ThatBBShow and leave us an iTunes review, Pornbots!
Happy Labor Dabor, y'all! We have a very serious question to ask not only all of you, but also our very special guest Mark Vashro (@mdvashro)- on a scale of 1-10, how good at baseball player are you? 3? Hitter? Very likely? We ask Mark the tough questions, plus we add another terrible first pitch to the pantheon, cover the legal drama of the St. Louis Rally Cat, #allumpsmatter and the NYY/DET brawl. Most of these topics will be straight forward but not all good luck!
Listen to this episode if you want to hear us talk about Cheap Bachelor Party Gifts, Baseball Errata, Kickball Rules, Feline Custody Battles, The Handsomest Manager, and Cody's Tin Foil Hat. @ThatBBShow on Twitter and drop us a review on iTunes if you think we're good t baseball!
We're proud to be the only baseball podcast with the guts to ask the tough questions like "was Captain Planet actually a bad show?" Seriously, about half of the podcast is about that. Sorry in advance. We welcome Podcast Host Emeritus back into the studio (just hush about that) to talk Chris Christie, a minor-league hitting streak coming to an end, Adrian Beltre, and his contemporaries on the all-time hits list.
Listen to this episode if you want to hear us talk about Studio Fake News, #AL4Lyfe, Nacho Security, Sexy Singles Want to Boo, Beltre Quirks, Death Before Designation, and Fridge Scum. @ThatBBShow on Twitter, Planeteers!
The trade deadline is upon us! Which teams are buyers? Sellers? The market is heating up hotter than an 8-piece Blazin' Sauce dinner (TM TM TM)! It's chocolate bananas up in here! Man, I'm hungry. I hope another team doesn't use that take advantage of me. We talk J.D., Jose, and discuss whether or not Pablo was underpaid(?!?). We also debut a new interview segment "My Stupid Team"- this week we talk Orioles with friend of the show and LA comedian Bryan Thomas.
Listen to this episode if you want to hear us talk about Sandoval Slash Fiction, Actual Panda Defense, Planet Kershaw, Blanchett Comparisons, and Cowboy Identity Theft. @ThatBBShow and rate/review on iTunes, farmhands!
Do YOU know what YOU'D do if the MLB season ended today? Does your family have a plan in the event of such a catastrophe? Are you equipped to survive in a world where baseball comes to a screeching halt 3 months early? ...oh wait, everyone except us means it figuratively. Anyway, we do chat about All Star Weekend and how to fix it, Alex Bregman, George Springer, what an intense weirdo Max Scherzer is, and we re-visit our preseason picks! Listen today, for the SEASON MIGHT END TOMORROW.
Listen to this episode if you want to hear us talk about ESPYs Winners and Also Winners, All-Star Moon Physics, Dings v. Dongs, Commentator Standards, Gravestone Microstats, and the Fickle Nature of Callbacks. @ThatBBShow on Twitter, you frisky cats!
We're not going to lie, gang- there is a LOT of owl puns in this one. Matt did his best but they were inevitable, and we thought it best to warn you ahead of time. Mad thanks to the Boise Hawks and the Ada Community Libraries for having us and for letting Matt-- I mean, "Whoodini" the Library Owl throw out the first pitch last week! We talk about that experience, plus Matt gives Jimmy another quiz that proves his baseball hipsterism. We also talk no-nos and the NL West!
Listen to this episode if you want to hear us talk about Mascot Alter Egos, The Saddest Dab, The Scottish Pitcher, Ruined Sandwiches, Snowflake No-Nos, and Jimmy Goes Heel. @ThatBBShow on Twitter and do leave us a review on iTunes, you cool gangsters!
Happy Single-A Short Season Opening Week, y'all! We know it sounds like a realllllly specific thing to observe, but we take what we can get out here. We celebrate the minors by playing Real or Fake: Minor League Promotion Edition and go over a few real (and really weird) promotions happening this season. We also talk about Mike Schmidt and Jerry Remy and dumb things they've said and we anoint a new Vladimir Guerrero- turns out it's a title, not a name. Savage Tested, Savage Approved, brother!
Listen to this episode if you want to hear us talk about Free Mandatory Liposuctions, You Might Be The Father's Day, Puig's Double Deuce, Baseball (Language) For Dummies, and Muppet Babies Murder. @ThatBBShow on Twitter, dig it!
In the baseball justice system, mascots are represented by two separate, but equally important groups- mascot police, who investigate crimes, and mascot attorneys, who prosecute rogue mascots and make them into bygone McDonald's characters. These are their stories. It's actually just the one. We also talk about some notable basebrawls, Pujols and Kershaw breaking records, the most forgettable no-no ever thrown, and we bring back "Better Know an Old-Timey Baseball Player", this time focusing on the notorious Lenny "Nails" Dykstra.
Listen to this episode if you want to talk about Royal Atrocities, Mid-Brawl Plunking, The Idiot's Arya Stark, Hunter Rushes In, Buster's Good Out Here, Volquez Gets Covfefe'd, and Robbing Lenny To Pay Lenny. @ThatBBShow on Twitter & please rate/review on iTunes, bro!
Sour news friends, as both this podcast and Parallel Universe President Jeb Bush have something in common- we've both fallen victim to fake news! It might be contagious, so forgive us for not shaking hands- wouldn't want you catching it. Do catch this episode though, as we discuss the Mookie Wilson dinosaur quote, Charlie Blackmon, Claire Eccles, Aaron Judge, cross-team pranks, delightfully awful Rays plays, and a HILARIOUS conversation about ballpark safety. We also fix The Wave! We're on a roll!
Listen to this episode if you want to hear us talk about Going Hannity, Chris Archer Face, One Knuckler To Rule Them All, The (Rich) People's Court, Sound Investment Advice, and Terrible Class War Puns. @ThatBBShow on Twitter and please rate and review, comrades!
Is it possible to improve on perfection? What modifications can one make to something that is already complete? What DO you get for the player who can do everything? We don't really answer these questions, but we do discuss a few pretty good baseballmen. We also dip our toe into some advanced stats and talk about the weirdest home runs hit this season. We also fix extra innings! It might take a while, but remember- we stop serving alcohol after the 7th goof.
Listen to this episode if you want to hear us talk about The Myth of A Hit, HBP Victim-Blaming, Kindergarten Justice, RBIs (Really Bad Indicators), Lord of The (Infield) Flies, Gilded Gloves, Riding The Clutch, and The Twilight of Derek Jeter's Career. @ThatBBShow on Twitter, ya Jokers!
In 1994, a game by the name of Fighting Baseball was released on the Super Famicom. This game would go on to make such baseball luminaries as Bobsun Dugnutt, David Dustice and Karl Dandleton household names in Japan, and exactly nowhere else- until this episode. We also talk Aaron Judge, Ryan Zimmerman, the Boston/Baltimore kerfuffle, and Jimmy even fixes the beanball!
Listen to this pod if you want to hear us talk about Cody Getting Fired, Middle School Email Addresses, MLB: The (Horror) Show, Minor League Hipsterism, .OPS Over There, Goldberg Punishments, and #NotAllBostonians. @ThatBBShow on Twitter, Queens!
Matt just flew back from the #FyreFestival and boy are his arms tired! Mostly from frantically trying to wave down passing aircraft while stranded on Grand Exuma, but we digress. We discuss our favorite stories/highlights from the past month as well as make our 2017 Cy Young/MVP picks, plus we give some advice on how to start a podcast by listener request!
Listen to this episode if you want to hear us talk about a Trip To The Ja-Hamas, Theory of a Graveman, Juan Pierre Exchange Rates, Large Locomotives, Partnership Enhancing Drugs, The Baseball Fibonacci Sequence, and Scherz Happens. @ThatBBShow on Twitter, Manger Babies!